stinky sweet baby pie

sometimes i actually listen to what is coming
out of my mouth when i'm speaking to my dog...
and it's ridiculous.
i won't stop,
mostly because i don't think it's possible.
i come from a long line of inane dog talking.
some people do baby talk,
but babies are small humans
therefore making it less cute
to speak to them in that manner.
dogs, on the other hand,
are just furry baby head noodles.
it gets so bad sometimes,
depending on how adorable the animal is being.
it isn't always a dog...
it could be any animal.
it even happens in public with other folks animals.
i got it bad,
and i don't even want to be cured.
i'm okay with it,
i just feel bad for my other half.