the non-wavers

so,
today my big undertaking was to re-do
some old chairs.
you know,
remove five layers of thick paint,
sand them and re-paint them.
i bought some kind of chernobyl sauce
to goop on them to aid in the paint removal...
and it was working,
just not as well as i had hoped it would.
i was thinking it wouldn't take more than a few hours,
but it proved to be an all day event.
the worst part is...
they aren't even done,
and i think i have a blister!
in other news,
i was noticing whilst slaving away
on said chairs that my neighbors
might be assholes.
they are non-wavers!
what kind of un-neighborly nonsense
is that do you suppose?
shunned and we just got here!
i can see if they had a good reason
for this gross behaviour...
but they don't,
or not that i'm aware of!
i feel like for the rest of the warm days i should
sit outside in the middle of my yard...
in a cheesy plastic lawn chair,
in a bathing suit...
and boots
holding a shotgun whilst swearing loudly at my dog...
or whatever else is around.
this is the type of thing that makes neighbors not wave...
not the quiet, polite,
and friendly ones that we are!!
bastards.