i mr. rogers it

so,
it turns out i pull a mr. rogers really hard.
what i mean by that, is,
i looove to come home and change my outfit...
and shoes,
to a more house-friendly attire.
it feels so good to get out of the work pants
and put on the sweats.
i do not endorse any kind of sweatpants wearing
outside of the home...
unless (and this is a big unless)
you are jogging for some god-awful reason,
or you are coming back from some type of invasive hospital visit.
these are some of the only ways
where it is okay to wear that type of clothing outdoors...
or if you are grabbing the mail and jetting back into the house.
also, another exception would be pregnant ladies
because their business cannot be contained by regular pants.
i just feel like if you are wearing sweatpants,
or something of the like,
out of the house
you have clearly given up on your dreary existence.
it just looks sad.
what a bummer.
so,
i mr. rogers it...
and it's awesome.