skate or die

trained circus bears...
it's huge in russia, they love that sh!t.
apparently one of these overexposed
and overdressed bears killed its trainer the other day.
the best part is...
the bear was wearing ice skates!

i'm sorry,
but that is sooooo awesome.
the un-awesome part is that police showed up and ruined it
(no surprise there) by shooting it to death.
i wonder if it was a black bear...?
ooohhhhh!!
whilst reading the article i noticed that nowhere in it
did they mention how sad it was the bear was killed...
just his insipid trainer.
booooring.
the bear got to make his feelings abundantly clear...
and then was punished for doing so.
i'm no genious but i'm preeeeety sure
bears weren't meant to ice-skate and wear costumes.
the people who endorse this type of wrong action deserve a good mauling
and the folks who do it definitely need to be eaten.
that is all, good evening!