Wednesday

wal-mart is a shit-carnival


happy spring seed spirit!
watercolor and acrylic on wood.
3" x 7"
$50.

albie was put on punishment with wal-mart duty today,
because i just can't handle it.
it's too dang hot in there,
there is never ANY person available to help when it is needed,
and the stuff i need never has price tags.
i won't even start in on the lines.
i am notorious for picking the wrong line...it's uncanny.
i find it to be an all-you-can-eat shit buffet.
everybody knows shit gets smellier when it's hot, 
so i'm guessing they like it.
 
i stayed home and packed a ton of home goods.
we have soooo much stuff!  
i put a lot of crap in the "free" box for the dump raiders. 
they are gonna be so excited about my box of goodies!  
i even arranged it just so!  
butter dishes, frames, candle holders, and more!  
you wish YOU were there to scavenge my home awesomeness!  
you'd never beat the regular dump-divers to it.
they get on them jawns faster then you can even imagine. 
i think i once even witnessed an arm-wrestling match over a box of tools!
they keep it mad real!  

i'm wondering why spring is being so shy,
and winter is lingering on like a fart on an old guy.
that might be a gross metaphor,
but that really happens.