Sunday

the full hate load

i want to know what is happening to people in this world.
i'm wondering if folks are actually getting dumber
or if they just dress and act that way.
it is so depressing.
what makes some parents think
everyone wants to hang out with their children?
i'm wondering what weird chemical reaction
is happening in their brains that makes them think this way.
is it something found in cough syrup
or cheese?
i have some news for the parents who think this way;
your kids are not miracles...
your womb is not a magical place
and your kids are not special.
i do not want to keep an eye on some brat
who runs free in a store whilst breaking shit
because their idiot parents cannot be bothered
doing their job.
i definitely don't want to eat dinner in a restaurant
where people are letting their little miracles scream and throw stuff
and get up from the table only to run by mine.
it's rude.
it's off putting
and it is definitely not a miracle.
a miracle is the rare parent whose children
do none of the above.
a miracle is the kids who have discipline and manners.
apparently parents don't feel the need to instill these
values in their special little offspring anymore.
just having one is awesome enough i guess.

i don't hate on kids...
just the bad ones,
and even then,
it is the parents who deserve the full hate load
for sucking at life
and for not having the forsight to not procreate.
the future does not look bright
so there is no need for shades.