exorcist-style

olive peed on the floor.
i know why she did it...
she's upset that i left her.
i also was just telling people how great she
has been behaving,
so she got me there.
i guess she just wants to make sure
i don't confuse her with the better,
smarter version of her.
a little reminder.
a little reminder we are not in kansas anymore
and toto doesn't like the layout.
i can't say i blame her.
the spot i cleaned up on the rug
is now the cleanest spot on that particular carpet.


sometimes, i get mad enough to want to pee on the carpet,
but i don't want to mark this territory as my own...
remember in the movie the exorcist when
reagan comes down the stairs and takes
a hot green pee on the carpet at her mom's party?
i'm almost positive the dog was
trying to convey the same sentiment.
it is safe to say she was "pissed."